There is only one god, and his name is Duct Tape.
“Hello? Can I get everyone’s attention? Thank you! Alright, my name’s Alfie Lam (you can call me Chief), and I’m assistant head of Project Security. We are aware of the current crisis at hand and want to let you know that we’re handling it at the most optimal method we have. Police are on the way. Meanwhile, to keep anyone from leaving with any stolen belongings, we’ve temporarily put the building under lockdown until higher authorities arrive. If you have any questions or concerns, ask anyone wearing a vest like mine…and a smile better than mine.”
Hey you, behind the bushes!
We’re right there with you, Kalli.
“Maddy McGee: Making Friends and Influencing People”
Maddy, did you take your painkillers?
The freaking stare that Maddy and Kalli are giving each other in that last panel? You’re welcome.